I Live in Canada's capital Ottawa Ontario, wooop de fuck you might say. But we have a higher per capita population of banal restaurants here than you, so there. You wanna take a look at the splendour of the city and some of it's tourist and eating attractions? Click on the ottawa link below and save a few bucks. Tip you wanna see the city drunk have a six of Old Milwaulkee and play with the left right cursor keys, it's pretty much the same.

I've actually worked in some of the places featured here.

here's how to gimme your horror stories or make fun of me.